joke court

Take them to joke court.

Your roommate finished the milk and put the carton back. Your partner loads the dishwasher like a raccoon. File it in two sentences, they tell their side, the group chat votes, and somebody gets sentenced to brunch.

File a beefTry it: be the jury

Free. No sign-up. Under a minute.

Or start with a charge

🍕 Grand theft snacks🥛 Empty carton crimes🍽️ Dishwasher crimes🥶 Thermostat tampering🎵 Crimes against the aux⏰ Chronic lateness📺 Spoiler distribution🛌 Unlawful blanket hogging🧻 Failure to replace the roll👻 Leaving the chat on read😴 Reckless snoozing
PRECEDENT pettyprecedent.com YOUVSTHEM OVER THE MILK CHARGE: EMPTY CARTON CRIMES GUILTY 11–1 It was not close. SENTENCE buys brunch The jury found: “You knew what you were doing.” Joke court. Binding only emotionally. MADE-UP EXAMPLE

How it works

  1. File it. Two sentences, first names only. It's a game for the small stuff, so the clerk bins anything serious.
  2. Send the link. They tell their side, or pass with one tap. A pass ends it.
  3. Your chat votes. Real friends, no accounts, one vote each. Never a robot.
  4. Screenshot the verdict. Frame it. Bring it up at every meal.